plesetan basa jawa

kalo punya pelesetan bahasa jawa ayOK tulis disini:

yes mother dont do that: Yo mbok ojo ngono..
your head = enDas mu..
your eyes = Matamu…
your bald head = GUNDUL MU !!
your knees falling down = Dengkulmu anjlog !!
your bellybutton on fire = Udhelmu kobong !!
your auntie’s money = duwite mbokdemu tah ?
your grandfather money = Duwite mBahmu !!
your auntie teach you about that? = mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo??
your mother goalkeeper = makmu kiper …
like that yes like that but don’t be like that = ngono yo ngono ning ojo ngono
my body is not delicious today = awakku lagi gak enak.
your face far away = raimu adoh
your lips = lambemu

Kata2 tambahan terpopuler :
a. your bellybutton turn up = udelmu bodong
b. your head smell gum benzoin = nDhasmu mambu menyan
c. cricket !!! = jangkrik/diancuk
d. your head was blown = ndasmu njeblug
e. your eyes blind = matamu picek
f. wanna eat your head = Tak kletak ndasmu !